Site Meter Ogre's Politics & Views: Things Banned in New York

The New York City Council, while smoking large amounts of something, is thinking about banning some things because they're not nice. They are considering putting you in jail now for mentioning any of the following things:

Hoe-Downs
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Cahokia hoes
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Backhoes
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People named Rudi Hoe
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Fathers who name their children Lim Seong Hoe
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Diamond Hoes
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And of course, the ever-evil garden hoe:
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Yes, the New York City government is threatening to throw you in jail for even mentioning any of these things. Gee, is there anything government can't do?