Site Meter Ogre's Politics & Views: North Korea Nuke Test: Serious Consequences

The U.N., The U.S., and China have all promised "serious consequences" if North Korea carries out any nuclear tests. I'm sure North Korea is really scared. After all, "serious consequences" could be bad. However, here are the top 10 most likely consequences:

10. The U.N. will invoke "sanctions" that will not affect the leadership of the country, but will cause the poor to starve and die.

9. The U.N. will write a severe letter saying that Kim Jong of North Korea is a meanie.

8. Kofi Anon will write an editorial that will be published in the New York Times that says that Kim Jong will face serious consequences if he continues his actions.

7. The EU will refuse to admit North Korea as a member nation.

6. The International Olympic committee will refuse to consider holding the 2020 Olympics in Hamhung, North Korea.

5. The U.N. security council will hold a special meeting to consider "further action."

4. China will point at Kim Jong and yell in Chinese.

3. Lebanon will attack Israel.

2. Muslims will riot worldwide and burn stuff.

1. Members of the U.N. will wave their private parts at Kim Jong's aunties.

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