Ok ladies, do I have your attention now? Are you listening to me now and believing me later? I'm trying out some butt-blogging to see if I can compete with the huge, massive, internet-wide, boobie-blogging war. Okay, here I am sitting back, waiting for the hits... and no being neutral, either.
****THUD****
LOL!!! Ogre this is classic.
Hey who is the guy anyway??? Is that YOU????
Is it supposed to be me? Does it matter? I thought the idea was to attract people with body shapes for the hits so your political ideas would have more power or something.
It IS supposed to be YOU. Thats what it's all about! You you and you!! And your butt.
Ha! Okay, here I am looking...
But I'm afraid to see what you'll do for an encore!
Linda!! Dontcha want to see some Junk???
LOL!!!
Yay, it's working! Now people will respect me. And listen to my views. Right? Right?
And Linda? The encore costs $1... ;)
so... um...
can I get a little credit 'round here?
I'm good for it, Raven will vouch for me.
Yeah....Linda is HOT and GOOD. Just don't PISS her off. She's like me and Beth when she gets MAD.
TRUST ME Ogre. LOL trust me!!! She always pays her dues too.
Oh, man...you mean you write stuff here too? Sorry, I was distracted!
;-)
Ogre doesn't write. Whats that? write?? WHere. Who.
I don't see any of that here.
;)
I'm all out of breath and aflutter!!! It must be from running all the way over here to see this.
Woot!!!
ogre, the instadude has a standing offer of instalaunch for junk blogging-- r u up for it?
You have no idea how many of us are neck-deep in this thing. I said neck, not ass.
Next time though, find a guy wearing Speedos or something. That my friend "would like totally make me respect what he has to say in the 'sphere" Sch-wingggggg!!
Please - just say no to crack!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but is that really Orge?
Hahahaha Ogre rules. heh heh
Staring at those luscious hemispheres of love, I think I finally understand what John Kerry meant by a Global Test :D
The man is deep... deep.
*sigh*
LMAO!
bahahahaha, Ogre I think you just may start a blogging trend! LOLOLOL
Start a trend? I'm just continuing the current theme!
Thanks, everyone, for stopping along. Now that you like my butt cheeks, be sure to accept my political views. After all, that's why you came here, right? Right?
hmmm...now I knew there was a reason that I read you... NOW I know, sweet cheeks. ;)
hmmm...now I thought there was a reason that I read you... NOW I know, sweet cheeks. ;)
Honestly - I went straight past the cheeks to that muscular arm. Did you notice the muscles on that arm??
I just love manly arms!!
I noted the arm. It mmade me do the THUD thing.
The arm was the second thing I noticed. Rrrrr . . .
Well, yeah - it was 2nd - but I did notice it! lol
This is making me late for work - I hope Orge doesn't feel like he's being oggled (sp?).
Hey wait! Can I claim I'm a victim now? Can I be offended? Do I get to burn stuff? :)
Well, since you can't burn a bra, you'd have to burn a jock strap. Oh yea, can we see those pics?
Ummm...I don't have to be wearing it while I burn it, do I?
Where's the fun in that? Bare it baby, bare it. Geez, I hang out with my Cotillion girls a little too much.
Burn them skivvies NOW Ogre. NOW.
On or off. We don't care.
LOL!!!
But geez, when hair burns it really smells BAD...
What hair. Shave it. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn he needs a belt. I added my two cents to boobie wars and then I posted in disguies some saftey tips for guys or bootie pics. LOL
Shave it? Are you insane? Have you ever actually considered what that would entail? And I'm not talking about above...
Yeah, I really didn't need to see that ;)
Yes, you did. Now you respect me more and will listen to my views more! After all, skin = hits, right?
lol Ogre. I think people respect you now, finally, after all these years. YOu're a stahr! You hit the big time!
As for shaving?? Piece of cake. Get some clippers and clip away. Easy. But itchy when...nevermind
I'm drunk.
I certainly think this one set a record for comments for me...NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME AND AGREE WITH ME!!!
Yea, clip first; then shave.
SUPERSTAR!! lol
No, SOOPERSTAH!! I'll quit verbally molesting you now.
Stacy Ogre will bring charges against you for molesting him. He is easliy offended. He will call this blogging-harrassement.
Ogre clip and shave and shut up. I am so drunk I cannot stand myself. LOL
time to log off and passss out.
Now I have to shut up, too? But wasn't the whole point of this picture to get everyone to LISTEN to me? Geez! Silly drunk girl. ;)
You said something?
Yes! See the butt crack! Listen to the butt crack!