There is a new virus. It's called WORK. If you receive WORK from your
colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it
under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately
and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
deleted from your system.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is
the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed
for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.
(H/T to Raven).
I just about had a heart attack this morning when I got the virus!!!! But, don't worry, I'm over it now.
Follow the instructions if you THINK you have this virus! You must head to the pub immediately!
Ahhhh. So that's what I have?
I've posted the cure! Now get to work (on the cure, that is).
Someone pls gimme anti-virus for that! :P
Man, I don't know how Norton keeps leting these damn things through! My systems been shut down for years :-P
K, the cure IS at the pub! Meet you there!
And Robert, I hear the people at Norton were working on getting rid of this virus when they got infected themselves...