Ok, some commenters here (Stevin, Trench) have suggested a few new sports for the Olympics. So...do you like their suggestions, or do you have some others?
- Topless women's hockey
- Lingerie Luge
- Crotchless Cross-Country Skiing
Please email all complaints to someone OTHER than me for these suggestions...
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Full contact female doubles gymnastics
nude male pole vaulting
female greco roman wrestling
bare ass ice 'skating'
Well, that didn't take long. :)
I'd feel sorry for the poor nekked ladies in the cold events. But it'd probably actually get me to watch.
I don't think you'd really feel sorry for them...
bare back equestrian
bisexalon
You people! Gah!
Womens topless midget ice bowling,,,,(Midgets are not topless)
Womens topless pin the tail on Al Sharpton.
Womens gymnastics with pre-stuffed cracks, oh, they have that already.
Look what you started, this could be endless.
Midget ice bowling? Do you think women can throw the midgets that far?
Good point.
They can use the 120 m ski jumps for the bowling alley. We would hate to see a contestent sprain their backs.
Now that would take some serious skill!
Seriously, women's gymnastics is all the Olympic porn I need.
Foul! That's SUMMER Olympics! There's no gymnastics in the winter games...unless you count some of those ski crashes...