Never one to disappoint my good readers, I'd like to repond to a request. It seems that Steven of Moby Shtick wanted me to post a picture up a llama's nose. I don't really know why, but that's what I thought he posted.
I got a picture up a llama's nose, but it really just came out too dark. It seems that when I shoved the lens up there, the flash really wouldn't work too well. I even tried doing it upside-down so the light from the flash might flash into his mouth and provide some light. It didn't work too well.
So, after I cleaned the llama snot off the camera, this was all that I was left with:
Enjoy, Stevin! ;)
Guess you'll just have to buy one of those fancy iNose digital cameras if you want that shot.
That's terrific. :D Thanks much, Ogre.
Ogre wanders through the petting farm gates with a camera slung around his neck, and a spam sandwich in his hand.
"Excuse me," he says to the old animal Keeper in green overalls. "I'd like to shoot a few pictures of your nicest llama."
The Keeper nods. "No problem. You with National Geographic? Studying the migrating habits of llamas?"
Ogre starts. "Migrating habits? Uh, nope. Just here to take some pictures."
"Just some pictures?" the Keeper says suspiciously, removing the alfalfa stalk from his mouth. "Of what, exactly?"
"Well, see, I need to get a shot of a llama's nose. Um, nostril, actually. I'd like to take a picture of a llama's nostril."
"A llama's nostril? Now, Son, I've heard many requests in my day, but, a nostril? You're joking, right?"
"No, Sir, a nostril."
"Well, I'll be. Son, you won't be putting that on the internet, now, will you?"
"Uh, eh, nossir. No internet."
ooOooo! Do you have the iNose, Harvey? I've on the waiting list, but I don't have one yet!
And Stevin -- who do you think held that bugger down whilest I focused? ;)
Hi, Would you let me use that awesome pic? My nick is llama and it would be really fun to use.
llama
llama at midgard dot net
Sure, go right ahead, llama!