I like the countertop, but look at what appears to be elegant warm oak wood cabinetry? Again, surprising for an Ogre.
Smoke Eater said (
5:09 PM Saturday, Jan 28
, 2006) :
You see, Ogre is hiding his true home, as he does not want any moon-bats to find him, I would assume he may be allergic to moon-bat meat, and is trying to keep them away as they can be quite tasty once roasted to perfection.
One other question, why the bread? I thought ogres only ate raw meat and eyeball jelly?
I think we've all learned from practical experience that even Ogres enjoy luxury and niceties.
Let's remember some of the most famous Ogres of all. First, there's Randolph, the Viscount of Sacramento. He enjoyed polo, raising money for orphans, and consuming rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.
Next, there's Napolean Bonaparte. Not many people knew that he was an Ogre, but he was indeed. His lifetime loves included Josephine, war, and rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.
Finally, we come to Girard Depardieu, the French actor. We all are familiar with his passion for obscure movies, subtle comedic roles, and his Shaggy-like hair-do. But, not many are aware of his desire for rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.
Delicate? All the better to smash, my dear Kender!
The bread, Smokey, is to make the stuff go further. I can of spam doesn't do much, but when you add in a 24-pack of rolls, you can actually get a meal out of it.
Stevin, way too close for comfort. Did you know some of my ancestors from the 1500s are from France? We're hoping the just traveled through, but still...
VW? Angel? This IS Ogre we're talking about. It was enough for lunch for me, but that's about it...
Frau -- good idea! I've never tried spam sammiches with cheese. And if the Muslims hate it, all the better!
GTL -- I sent you some...well, I crammed one into the slot on my computer and hit send -- did you get it?
No, Ogre... unfortunately I did NOT receive the good-tasting spam you attempted to send... instead I got a hundred ads for enlarging pictures (or something like that - I know it started with a "P"). I'm still hungry, man! I think I need to root through my pantry again... I'm SURE there's GOTTA be some spam, mayo and bread in there somewhere ;-)
No Sissy, I am the world's pickiest eater. As far as arguments about it go, I am undefeated. My wife is super picky, but she caved in and conceded defeat in minutes when we first met and discussed it.
It pains me to know that Spam is made right here in my home state of Minnesota.
When I was in Hawaii, I was told no one eats more Spam than Hawaiians. They got a special can made for them. I never went in McDonalds there, but I heard they sell Spam in McDonalds in Hawaii. I guess there is something worse than their burgers there :)
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That is rather delicate looking crockery in the background there....the white jars next to the taoster oven? Way too delicate for an Ogre to have.....
I like the countertop, but look at what appears to be elegant warm oak wood cabinetry? Again, surprising for an Ogre.
You see, Ogre is hiding his true home, as he does not want any moon-bats to find him, I would assume he may be allergic to moon-bat meat, and is trying to keep them away as they can be quite tasty once roasted to perfection.
One other question, why the bread? I thought ogres only ate raw meat and eyeball jelly?
I think we've all learned from practical experience that even Ogres enjoy luxury and niceties.
Let's remember some of the most famous Ogres of all. First, there's Randolph, the Viscount of Sacramento. He enjoyed polo, raising money for orphans, and consuming rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.
Next, there's Napolean Bonaparte. Not many people knew that he was an Ogre, but he was indeed. His lifetime loves included Josephine, war, and rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.
Finally, we come to Girard Depardieu, the French actor. We all are familiar with his passion for obscure movies, subtle comedic roles, and his Shaggy-like hair-do. But, not many are aware of his desire for rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.
Is this lunch you are fixing for others to lure them in? or is this your lunch?
yummmaaaaaaaaaaaa...hoo gets the left overs?..wink*
Looks good -- but let's add some Danish cheese to it!
Mullahs have been demanding that Muslims all over the world stop buying Danish products. I think we should all respond with some Havarti!
MMM.. SPAM! Hey, if people sent THIS stuff to me in my email box all the time, it wouldn't be so bad ;-)
Delicate? All the better to smash, my dear Kender!
The bread, Smokey, is to make the stuff go further. I can of spam doesn't do much, but when you add in a 24-pack of rolls, you can actually get a meal out of it.
Stevin, way too close for comfort. Did you know some of my ancestors from the 1500s are from France? We're hoping the just traveled through, but still...
VW? Angel? This IS Ogre we're talking about. It was enough for lunch for me, but that's about it...
Frau -- good idea! I've never tried spam sammiches with cheese. And if the Muslims hate it, all the better!
GTL -- I sent you some...well, I crammed one into the slot on my computer and hit send -- did you get it?
I love those canisters.....love them....where did you get them?
All our local grocery stores carry them. Maybe it's just in demand in this area...I know I buy about 1 a week on average...
Oh, and these days they're even coming in little plastic resealable boxes so if you're a lightweight, you don't have to eat the whole thing!
No, Ogre... unfortunately I did NOT receive the good-tasting spam you attempted to send... instead I got a hundred ads for enlarging pictures (or something like that - I know it started with a "P"). I'm still hungry, man! I think I need to root through my pantry again... I'm SURE there's GOTTA be some spam, mayo and bread in there somewhere ;-)
Blog ON, man...
If'n you're up this way, I've almost always got some Spam sammiches ready! And they go really good with beer!
Ewww, I think I may be sick!
The only thing worse then mayo is mayo with SPAM!!
Eck!
But, consider the source, I am possible the world's pickiest eater.
Lots and lots of mayo! I emptied the jar on this stack!
Grilled spam with cheese and mayo, cusine for sure!
Loved them as a kid, but haven't had them in decades. I am missing something.
You ARE missing something! They were GoooooooD!
GAG! Spam is nasty.
Only in your emailbox.
Did you know Spam now comes in flavors? You can get Turkey Spam. I like the classic, original, myself.
No Sissy, I am the world's pickiest eater. As far as arguments about it go, I am undefeated. My wife is super picky, but she caved in and conceded defeat in minutes when we first met and discussed it.
It pains me to know that Spam is made right here in my home state of Minnesota.
When I was in Hawaii, I was told no one eats more Spam than Hawaiians. They got a special can made for them. I never went in McDonalds there, but I heard they sell Spam in McDonalds in Hawaii. I guess there is something worse than their burgers there :)
Spam burgers at McDonalds! Wow! I'm going to have to ask my local franchise to start carrying that! Neat!