Site Meter Ogre's Politics & Views: Democrat Code of Conduct

Well, The Alliance happened to notice that the Democrats, as a plan to supposedly help them get elected, have decided to create a code of conduct. And the Alliance, being what it is, was wondering what this might be.

So, being the good Alliance slave participant, we once again sent out our crack staff to see if we could uncover any memos about the Democrat plans...quite surprisingly, our staff returned three sheets to the wind, but with some documents that reveal the secret plans:

Official Donkey Democrat Code of Ethics Rules:
Rule 1: No Poofters!
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule 3:

No, no, no, that's not it. Wrong paper, sorry about that. When alGore invented the internet, it seems he didn't make it work just right. There's another list that I was posting here, now where is it...oh, here it is. Here is the information typed in a memo, to be distributed to all federal Democrat Party Candidates:

Members of our esteemed party, we need to remember a few things as this election season approaches. We are facing a difficult battle against the evil that is Republicans, so remember this:

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....


*smack*

Once again, sorry about that. Our "crack" staff seems to be on crack today. After sorting through the empty pizza boxes and beer cans, it does seem they really did find something useful, but with the grease stains from the pizza and the beer spillage (I think that's beer), we simply cannot read the memo.

We're going to wait until the crack-staff wakes up and we'll send them back out tomorrow to check for more information...

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