Well, it's after noon on the east coast before a 4-day holiday weekend (at least in the U.S.). I'm not sure anyone is reading anything any more, so I'm going to put the brain on hold until sometime later. In the meantime, VW has her weekly Humor for Wednesday up. It includes gems like these:
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot
Just a quick stop by to wish you and yours a great and safe Thanksgiving today.
Thank you very much, Jo.
i found a marine joke that maybe you will like....hope so....
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!”
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. ” I’m waiting, God - if you’re real, knock me off this platform!!!!” Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, “Here I am, God!!! I’m still waiting!!!” His count down got down to the last few seconds when a Marine, just released from the Marines after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Marine hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold.
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent…waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: “What the hell is the matter with you! Why did you do that”?
“God was really busy, protecting America’s soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole…so he sent me!!”
---lemme know what you think.....enjoy!
I am going to have to save that one for another post! Thanks!