Site Meter Ogre's Politics & Views: Alarm Clock Meme

Ok, VW Bug seems to think that she can just tag me with a meme and it will turn out how she likes. Boy is she wrong! Here's the rules, as she's supplied them to me:

First: (This has been redone for Ogre's sake). Copy and paste questions #1 thru #4 to a post on your site. Answer the questions to the best of your ability. Then copy #5 and include the link.

Second: Link to my site (because it’s polite to link to the site that tagged you).

Third: Go and tag up to five other blogs, or more if ya like.

Fourth: Email the owner of, or post on the blogs that you have tagged, to inform them that you’ve tagged them.

Ok, step 1 is to copy and paste questions #1 through #4 to a post on your site. Here you go:

1. Do you use time for an alarm clock up to in the morning?

2. What do many how wake set it times?

3. Do have a snooze button? If so ever clocked an alarm?

4. you you you hit the bus?

Then I am to answer the questions to the best of my ability. Very well.

1. No, time uses me for various nefarious purposes. One day I may learn to control it so I can take over the world.

2. Banana cake mambo dump truck taxi driver.

3. No, I have arms and legs and teeth, no buttons, at least as long as I stay away from those government-run black helicopters. Since I don't have a button, I am not obligated to provide information about me clocking or not clocking any alarms.

4. I did not.

Second, I already provided a link back to VW, and here's a link back to the evil person who started this.

Third, ooo, look! Something shiny!

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